Matt Perkins is cranking out poetry over on his blog so I feel the pressure to delve into some poetrizations of my own.
Check this out.
[insert me warming up my vocal cords here "ahemm... memememememe..."]
[insert me tapping the microphone here tap tap tap "is this thing on...?"]
Here goes:
“Warning”
(an original poem by Jason Queen)
If you don’t go to church
You’ll be left in a lurch
And you’ll feel like a bird without a perch.
Thank you. Thank you. I feel drained now. Writing poetry really does take every emotion right out of you. What a cathartic moment…
If I’ve inspired you at all with my poetry, please feel free to drop me a line but please don’t request more poems because I really do view the above as my opus. And when you’ve created a masterpiece, it is sometimes very wise to just end your career with perfection.
~~Jason Queen
